Post:
i want to take off your pants and slap you around
My reply:
No no no, just NO! You should be spanked for being so gross…no wait, you’d probably like that.
What you should have done:
Never in a million years should you have posted this on the Internet, but if you had to, try the “casual encounters” section of craigslist. You can fulfil all of your red-bottomed dreams there, you naughty boy you.
