Post:
Hello there woman i do not remember the name of, whom i met in philadelphia community court. I was the young attractive male fighting a false case and you were the woman who would not stop tugging my hair, chewing plastic, massaging my legs, eating peanuts, passing out while standing, and mumbling in court, i just wanna say thanks for the hand sanitizer, and also i appreciate you dumping out your purse in the middle of the court room to find me a dirty mint, from the bottom of your purse, for no reason without me even asking.
Its so refreshig to know that even the derilict of philadelphia can be generous and nice…
My reply:
No words, this is just an awesome post.
What you should have done:
Sounds like love at first site, get em tiger! And by “tiger” i mean the crazy lady…perharps I should say ”cougar” instead. Get em cougar!
