Post:
I saw you and we made eye contact, You had the most sexy hairy legs ive ever seen , If you see this lets meet up I can give amazing leg massages
My reply:
Wow…I think that mental image just gave me indigestion. That’s the last time I read Missed Connections after lunch!
What you should have done:
To the hairy-legged woman: Shave that shit! If you want your legs to stay warm during winter wear pants…real pants, not fur pants! That way you won’t get stalked by creepy guys with hair fettishes.
And to the creepy guy: Get a cat! Wait, nevermind, that’s animal cruelty. Get a therapist!
